12 Days of Mushroom Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me.
A fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the second day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Two famous plumbers
(Mario: Letsa go!)
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Three dazzling ladies.
(Peach: Oh thank you hehe!)
Two famous plumbers
And I fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Four exploding bombs
(Wario: WAHHHHH! *explodes*)
Three dazzling lades
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
FIVE GOLDEN STARS!
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Six angry Chain Chomps
(Chain Chomps: ARF ARF ARF!)
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Seven crying Koopas
(Bowser Jr. cries)
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four Exploding Bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Eight Mega Mushrooms
(bigger is always better)
Seven crying Koopas
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Nine scary ghosts
(Boo: BOO!)
Eight Mega Mushrooms
Seven crying Koopas
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love came to me.
Ten burning Shy Guys
(Shy Guy: YEEOWCH!)
Nine scary ghosts
Eight Mega Mushrooms
Seven crying Koopas
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love came to me.
Eleven eating Yoshis
  (Yoshi: GULP!)
Ten burning Shy Guys
Nine scary ghosts
Eight Mega Mushrooms
Seven crying Koopas
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me.
Twelve dancing Toads.
(Toad: Dah dah dadada!)
Eleven eating Yoshis
Ten burning Shy Guys
Nine scary ghosts
Eight Mega Mushrooms
Seven crying Koopas
Six angry Chain Chomps
FIVE GOLDEN STARS
Four exploding bombs
Three dazzling ladies
Two famous plumbers
And a fire breathing Koopa just for me.

On the thirteenth day of Christmas
My true love yelled at me.
Thirteen angry mobs.
(THERE IS NO THIRTEENTH DAY IDIOT!)
Whoops.